Hide Your Kids, Hide Your Wife Tom

2 10 2010

Those pretty boy locks on your head may be making you soft bro.  Giselle is partying with millionare art investors in Paris running around making you look like a chump.

Sources close to Giselle claim that the two are just friends. Let’s talk this out, super model, millionare art dealer, city of love, champagne and no husband. Yikes bro.  You’re trying to game plan for the Dolphins and now you gotta worry about your wife frolicking around with some Eureopean Don Juan.  She’s a mother now, no more sexy parties without the husband.  Step it up bro.  You’re a god damn three time super bowl winner, start acting like one.




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