Would You Ever Guess This Woman Shit Herself?

5 10 2010

While being stopped by cops for a DUI….with her 4 year old child in the car??

First piece of advice if you ever drive drunk (it’s not worth it, call a fucking cab) DON’T DRIVE BY THE POLICE STATION! Find an alternate route.  This woman was so far in the black that she couldn’t even stand up straight.  But she thought that throwing a bottle at the cops would be a great example to set for her daughter.  After getting pulled over she proclaimed…

“I pooped my pants. I ate too much corn.”

Shockingly she had a previous DUI.  Stay classy Ohio. Next time you “time travel” while drunk, at least leave the daughter at home. I want to give you a Cleveland Steamer. FACT.




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