Cleveland Rocks (Just This Once)

1 12 2010

Good for Cleveland.  They never had much.  Their nickname is the “mistake by the lake.”  They are forced to live in Ohio every day of their lives.  They didn’t have much, but they did have LeBron James. Until he shit on them on national television.

(Yeah, we all saw the Decision, and witnessed you being a jerk-off)

Tomorrow night is the night many Cavaliers fans have been waiting for all year, the return of LeFraud and his shitty ass Miami Heat, who just happen to be 10-8 on the season.  Cleveland fans are trying something different besides the stereo-typical booing.  They are going to mock laugh him and turn their back to him on his chalk toss pregame.

Here’s their cheat sheet for attending tomorrow nights game.  (Tip of the hat for the effort)

Cavs Chants x Laugh at LeBron
The official “Chant Sheet” for 12.2.10

Throughout the game: Whenever LeBron is introduced, laugh as loud as you can
Introductions:

Wade – Boo
Bosh- Boo
Arroyo – Boo
Z – (We’d encourage Cheering)
LeBron – Laugh as loud as you can

12:00-6:00 1st Quarter

Whenever LeBron has the ball or is at the free throw line the chant is:
NO-Ring-King (To the beat of “Lets-Go-Cavs”)

6:00-0:00 1st Quarter

Whenever LeBron has the ball or is at the free throw line the chant is:
Ak-Ron Hates-You (Clap, Clap, ClapClapClap)

12:00-6:00 2nd Quarter

Whenever LeBron has the ball or is at the free throw line the chant is:
Wit-Nessed Noth-Ing (Clap, Clap, ClapClapClap)

6:00-0:00 2nd Quarter

Whenever LeBron has the ball or is at the free throw line the chant is:
Sideeeee-Kick Sideeee-Kick (No Claps, derisive singing)

Start of Third Quarter

To the tune of “My Country Tis of Thee”
Our King he betrayed Thee
Couldn’t play any ‘D’
He has no RING!
Playoffs He Barely Tried
Embarassed Akrons Pride
No Doubt he really lied
He HAS NO RING!
(Repeat as Necessary)

12:00-6:00 3rd Quarter

Whenever LeBron has the ball or is at the free throw line the chant is:
Scott-ie Pip-pen (Clap, Clap, ClapClapClap) Apologies to Pip

6:00-0:00 3rd Quarter

Whenever LeBron has the ball or is at the free throw line the chant is:
Traiiii-tor Traiiii-tor (No Claps, Derisive Singing)

12:00-6:00 4th Quarter

Whenever LeBron has the ball or is at the free throw line the chant is:
De-Lon-Te! De-Lon-Te! (To the beat of “Lets-Go-Cavs”)

6:00-0:00 4th Quarter

Throughout the last half of the Fourth Quarter:
Cleve-land Rocks!
Cleve-land Rocks!

Advertisements

Actions

Information

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s




%d bloggers like this: