Skip Bayless Is A Vaginal Muscle

15 12 2010

It took 20 seconds, for 20 seconds I could see a point Skip Bayless was trying to make, that Cliff Lee or “LeBron” decided it would be easier to win joining Roy Halladay/”Dwayne Wade,” Roy Oswalt/”Chris Bosh” and Cole Hamels/”Carmelo Anthony” in Philadelphia.  Then his inner vagina comes through and starts throwing around terms like “lost respect” and “did not want the pressure of NY” and “afraid of being THE ace.” Shut the fuck up.

I want to puke after watching you. You must be really good at what you do, because you get me more fired up than any other host.  I literally can’t stand the sight of you, the look of you, the sound of you, your name, nothing about you is redeeming.

Hey Skip, did it ever cross your mind that Cliff Lee wanted to be back in Philadelphia so bad that he initiated the calls to Reuben Amaro?  That this player knew there was something special here.  He was devastated when he got traded away from here.  It consumed him.  He decided happiness and something he knew was more comforting than more money and the unknown.

He’s not afraid of the moment, HE”S ONE OF THE BEST POSTSEASON PITCHERS OF ALL TIME. Plain and simple.  Do you remember what he did for the Rangers last year? Do you remember the World Series in ’09? When he went into Yankee stadium and did this to them?

He clearly proved that pressure didn’t get to him. Shut your pie hole, stop stirring the pot on this one and bow down to greatness. I can’t believe that anyone would have the balls to speak out against this signing, or Cliff Lee’s decision.  Because you ask for an assbag America, well Skip Bayless is there to deliver.  Baseball has never seen a rotation of this magnitude, a rotation where viably four pitchers could be Cy Young canidates. FOUR.  Think about Hamels numbers after he spends an entire season going against opposing teams #4 starters…..he’s going to slaughter them.  For an example let’s look at some 4’s around the National League….

Mets: R.A. Dickey

Nationals: Yunesky Maya (Who?)

Marlins: Anibal Sanchez

Braves: Jair Jurrjens

Cubs: Randy Wells

Giants: Madison Baumgarner

Rockies: Jason Hammel

I could go on and on, but I think you get the point.  This rotation is ridiculous.  Righty, lefty, righty, lefty.  Perfection.  All power pitching arms that are capable of going eight innings every time they step on the mound.  Like every time.  Skip Bayless, this wasn’t a case of a player copping out because he wanted to take the easy road, it was a case of an athlete getting exactly what he wanted, and for less money.  Stop being an asshole.




2 responses

15 12 2010

Poor Skip… It was a nice steal by the Phils.

17 12 2010
Dillon "The Great"

is he related to Eskin? fuckin cock sniffer

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