Macaulay Caulkin Should Be On Suicide Watch

11 01 2011

Bad enough he was dumped by dream girl Mila Kunis, but it turns out Mila Kunis was blind in one eye.  Literally.  She finds out she’s blind in one eye, has surgery to fix the problem, sees Kevin McCallister in present day and dumps him. Ouch bro.

Kunis and McCaulkin have been dating for the past 7 years, most people upon hearing this say “what the fuck?” Exactly, Kunis is one of Hollywood’s hottest up and coming stars and from a superficial standpoint is way out of Macauly’s league.   This is explained when recently Kunis has had surgery to correct a blind eye.  Kunis recently told Cosmopolitan Magazine….

“I was blind in one eye for many years, and nobody knew,” the Ukraine native, 27, told February’s Cosmopolitan about her struggle with chronic iritis, an inflammation of the iris.
“I’m not blind anymore. I had surgery a couple of months ago. They cut it open and dropped a new lens in there.”

Ouch.  After seven years, losing the love of your life is tough enough, let alone finding out she was half blind the entire time.  Tough pill to swallow.  Go to Asia and get weird on a cocaine hooker binge or something, get your mind off of shit.

Somone get him away from waterboarding his dick on google images, it can’t be good for getting over a girl….




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