TPC Southwind, Greatest Golf Course Ever?

26 03 2011

John Daly’s ex-wife, actually his 4th ex-wife is coming out with a memoir.  Yes I know, unbelievable, and most shocking of all is she’s charging $14.95 a copy.  Her memoir “Teed Off: My Life as a wife on the PGA Tour” is most likely an absolute piece of garbage, but I’m sure there are some hidden John Daly nuggets in there. 

Deadspin has a great link leading to this story from the book….

“I’d been told by many men in Memphis, including my banker, that there was a girl who’d give golfers [oral sex] when they got to the sixteenth hole . . . Apparently, all they had to do was pay $300 when they got there, and she’d take them into the bushes.”

Just sounds like the perfect John Daly course.  What could be better than a day away from his family, playing the game he loves with some fellow bros, drinking beers and getting BJ’s on the 16th tee box while his buddies tee off.  $300 bucks for a hummer is quite a bargain, especially for bringing the service right to you.  There’s a good chance this woman has a meth addiction and black teeth, but hey if your the type of guy to buy prostitutes, that’s most likely par for your course.  Pun intended.  If you’re ever in Memphis, make sure you play TPC Southwind, BJ’s optional. 

 

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