Aroid & Beard To Marry

23 04 2011

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! Highlighting your “who gives a fuck” news of the week, ARoid and his beard Cameron Diaz are set to marry.

Any excuse to use this photo is a valid one.

How dare they try and trump the royal wedding with this news.  What an asshole.  William & Kate deserve all the attention they’re getting (big time no homo/sarcasm).  Aroid is really carrying this act on till the bitter end.

Yeah, I swear guys, I like girls, look I married a movie star!  On his death bed, I’m making this prediction early, ARoid will come out with his love of the penis.  I’m sure the odds I could get in Vegas on this is great, better get it in now.  Look for this public relations wedding to happen near the end of summer.




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