Andre Ethier, along with his teammate Matt Kemp, Lance Berkman and Troy Tulowitski are off to some of the hottest starts of the young season. Ethier currently is batting .375 and has a 24 game hit streak going. What’s more impressive is his shit streak.
People are dying to know what were talking here, skid-marks, consecutive days shitting, what are we talking Andre? Have your shits been solid, mushy or straight rhea? Yeah, yeah, Jared Weaver is crushing it right now, but people are dying to know about Ethier’s shit streak…and so am I.
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