Lebron Is Such A Bitch & Tim Tebro Is Jacked

9 06 2011

Damn is Tebro hitting the juice? Dudes arms are jacked.  Lockout has led to a lot of jacking off, who would’ve guessed that free time leads to jacking your weenus.

And now since Lebron needed to quiet the critics after his dreadful Game 4 performance where he disappeared in the 4th quarter, here comes Stephen A Smith to defend the almighty honor of Lebron James.  Of course now of all times comes the planted news from Screaming A that Lebron is going through personal issues?  What issues would that be? That Dwade is the real superstar on the team or that Dirk has outplayed you this whole series?  Give me a fucking break, personal issues in Game 5 of the NBA Finals with the series tied two games a piece.  Go fuck yourself.  MJ’s fucking father passed away and he cried tears of joy over the trophy and your crying that your on court performance suffered because your mom is an alcholoic mess that bangs your teammates? C’mon son.

UPDATE: On the “personal” issues Lebron was having.  Last year it was his mom banging his teammate and now this year Rashard Lewis and current NBA player, banged his girlfriend.  Yikes.  Nothing quite like getting played like that, but getting played like that for all the world to know is dirty.

CNN – Looks like Lebron James lackluster performance in this year’s NBA playoffs is related to yet another off the court drama. Word on the street is that Rashard Lewis slept with Lebron’s girl Savannah while he was visiting South Beach. Here’s what I found out : I have a very reliable source who clubs and drinks with all of the athletes that come through Orlando. He was all over the Tiger Woods issue and knew what all happened with Tiger prior to it being released publicly. My buddy has a place in Orlando, Lake Nona to be exact, and he lives among some athletes that live there in Orlando. Needless to say he golfs, drinks, and parties with some of the best people in central Florida. So when word got to him while at the bar last night, he called me. Word got out while drinking with friends, that Rashard Lewis slept with Lebrons girl while visiting South Beach.

The question is, is Lebron that insane that he would be the one that leaks this information to cover up for his poor Finals performance? Food for thought….what a fucking tool.



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