Michael Jordan Great At Basketball….Bad At English

1 07 2011

I’m rich, I don’t need good English

Yahoo….

My Dearest Laquette,

How are you and your family doing, fine I hope. I am in my Adv. Chemistry class writing you a letter, so that tell you how much I care for you. I decide to write you because I felt that I made you look pretty rotten after the last night. I want to tell you that I am sorry, and hope that you except my apologie. I know that you feelings was hurt whenever I loss my necklace or had it stolen.

I was really happy when you gave me my honest coin money that I won off the bet. I want to thank you for letting me hold your annual. I show it to everyone at school. Everyone think you are a very pretty young lady and I had to agree because it is very true. Please don’t let this go to your head. (smile) I sorry to say that I can’t go to the game on my birthday because my father is taking the whole basketball team out to eat on my birthday. Please don’t be mad because I am trying get down there a week from Feb. 14. If I do get the chance to come please have some activity for us to do together.

I want you to know that my feeling for you has not change yet. ← (joke) I am finally getting use to going with a girl much smaller than I. I hope you my hint. Well I have spent my time very wisely by write to you. I hope you write back soon. Well I must go, the period is almost over. See you next time around, which I hope comes soon.

With my Best Love
Michael J. Jordan

Good thing MJ could play basketball or he might be serving you fries at McDonald’s if he couldn’t.  Dude straight murdered the English language here.  Ever heard of pluralization or past or present tense? Fuck, that was hard to read.  MJ aside from the terrible use of our language actually had some off the court game though.  Telling Laquette to not get a big head because he told her she was pretty, classic.  Set em up, then knock them right down.  Classic pimp training there.

Let’s just hope all those classes MJ didn’t attend at UNC brushed up his English.  He’s lucky he could ball.

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