I can’t be the only one out there that thinks this “planking” storm that has swept the country is absolutely 100% fucking retarded right? Like I just don’t get it. Is it funny? Does it get you laid? I really could never see myself ever in a million fucking years ever having the urge to plank something. If I saw someone planking in public, I would kick them so fast in the junk it would make your head spin.
I’m not trying to be funny either, I seriously just don’t get it, and I know I can’t possibly be alone. It started with Joe Averages out there everywhere and now every time I sign onto Twitter I see these athletes planking left and right. Especially Gilbert Arenas and Dwight Howard. I’ll say it for everyone, please stop.
Oh, I get it now! You lay on stuff and takes pictures! Hiiiillllllarious! I can’t even type anymore cause I’m laughing so much? I’m Ron Burghundy?
Dwight Howard apparently loves planking……http://magicbasketballonline.wordpress.com/2011/06/28/dwight-howard-teaches-gilbert-arenas-how-to-plank-its-a-plank-off/