Good God

3 08 2011

Katie Upton can milk me any day.  Girl is 19 years old and bringing the sexy swagger of a woman double her age. Best natural boobies to hit the open market since Bar Rafeli.  Just damn.


Elin Nordgren Won’t Bang You Unless You Have At Least A Million In The Bank

15 07 2011

Elin and her nice pay-out from Tiger Woods has gotten the taste for cash, and she wants more.  According to Page 6 on the New York Post Elin has recently started dating investor Jamie Dingman.  Dingman is the son of billionaire Michael Dingman, and apparently he loves playing with daddy’s money.  Elin will fit right in then.

I mean I know she has her own money now, but she apparently finds men sexier with large checking accounts and portfolios.  Checking her bank account has apparently become a huge turn on for this Swedish beauty and she wasted no time finding someone with a bank roll as large as Tigers.  She skipped right over all those millionares looking to bang and moved right into the billionare realm.  Classy Elin.  But this is not a superficial gold digging situation, according to Page 6….

“He’s never been so happy. He and Elin have strong feelings for each other,” a friend said. “He’s a classic all-American guy. He’s handsome, a total gentleman and low-key. He’s never been in the press. Elin’s a very lucky girl; he’s a great guy but very private.”

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. So fucking cute.  Not bad for someone who started out on a working visa as a nanny.  This just convinces me more that hot women, if they choose can go through life without ever working.

Find the story here…..New York Post

It’s Happened Like We All Knew It Was Gonna Happen

1 06 2011

Blake Lively has had some cell phone photos jacked from her iPhone and they happen to be of the nude varital.  Score.  Her publicist has said they are not her.  Of course she did.  I would being doing you all a serious injustice not to at least not share the link with you.  Do with it what you will.  Be safe out there.

“Yea, Blake, it happened”

Barstool Sports has the link…..Wow……NSFW link….

Blake’s expected team response….

“The photos of Blake Lively which have just surfaced on various websites … are 100 percent FAKE,” the spokeswoman said. “Blake has never taken nude photos of herself.” –May 31 (Reuters)

Serena Williams…Yes Please

13 05 2011

Lovely lady humps

Serena Williams took to Twitter yesterday to show off her ASSets.  Thank you for doing so Serena.  It was just last week that Serena’s twitter stalker was arrested for tracking her on the social network.  Creepy.  But that ass is marvelous, could chew on that for days.  Serena has two million plus followers and with an ass and photos like that I can see why.

Marissa Miller….Just Cause

12 05 2011

Giggity giggity GOOOOOOO

Marissa “the body” Miller gentlemen.  Just hands down the best body out there.  Every time I look at pictures of her my brain just blanks.  I was able to spend about 20 minutes with Marissa at the 137th Kentucky Derby and it was easily 20 of the greatest minutes of my life.


10 05 2011

Katie Upton is at it again.  Just straight wrecking dicks out there.  She’s caused the most shaft chaffing since Cindy Crawford in the 90’s.  Her chesticles are blobbing around like a big bowl of sexy jello.  Step up your game supermodels, Katie Upton just raised the bar.

Your Weekend Boner Inducing Video

23 04 2011

And some good tunes too go along with it. This chick is from Glee, which I’ve never seen, or really every plan on seeing.  But I will allow this fine lady to introduce me to some new tunes and cause some serious weekend boner pain.  She can move.  God bless her. I’m gonna go slam my junk in a door somewhere, have a good weekend!