Ohio Governor Dick Slaps Lebron

I had never heard of the Ohio Governor John Kasich before today, but he’s already catapulted himself into complete bro-dom with this letter.  Hell I’d even give this guy a nod for the Republican Party nomination for President based off this letter.  He’s the 69th Governor of Ohio but he is far and away the greatest of the bunch.  Best line of the letter….

“NBA Finals MVP Dirk Nowitzki choose to re-sign with the Dallas Mavericks in the summer of 2010 thus foregoing free agency AND KEEPING HIS TALENTS IN DALLAS, thus remaining loyal to the team, city and fans for whom he played his entire career for.”

Boom. Roasted.  By the fucking governor.  I’m sure Dan Gilbert (Cavs owner) is on board with his new honorary Maverick fans in his own city.  Just joining forces for the better good.  A tremendous tip of the hat goes off to Ohio Governor John Kasich.  Get this man in DC.